Fort Engines

Transformation Infrastructure

Submit raw input. Receive structured output. No subscriptions. No accounts. No bullshit.

Each engine applies a specific transformation pattern. You pay once, get a .txt file, we delete your data after 48 hours.

Absurdist Engine
$29
Chaos → Structure

Got weird thoughts? Random fragments? Dreams that don't make sense?

Give us 50+ words of chaos. We find the pattern and structure it. You get organized text back.

The weirder your input, the better the output. We don't judge. We structure.

Transform Chaos →
Thought Structure
$29
Professional Idea Organization

Business ideas scattered across notes? Meeting takeaways all over the place?

Submit your raw thoughts. We organize them into professional documents.

Input: messy notes. Output: structured text ready to share with stakeholders.

Organize Ideas →
Devil Engine
$49
Legal Framework Generation

⚠️ NOT LEGAL ADVICE. NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR A LAWYER.

Describe your project. We generate a legal framework identifying risks, boundaries, and protections.

Output includes massive disclaimers. Take it to your lawyer for review.

"I do not burn. I etch."

Generate Framework →

How It Works

  1. Submit your text through the form
  2. Pay once via Stripe ($29 or $49)
  3. We process your submission (within 24 hours)
  4. Receive download link via email
  5. Your input/output deleted after 48 hours

No accounts. No subscriptions. No data retention. One payment, one transformation, done.